Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Text me some of your sweat
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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