shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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