Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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