You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
