All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Randomize
