...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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