Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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