Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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