he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We need to get me chipped asap
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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