just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
