just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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