did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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