Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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