The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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