yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
there was a trapeze. enough said
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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