question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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