OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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