69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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