I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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