I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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