Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Did I show you my penis last night?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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