Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
My penis needs a shock collar
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I know her cup size but not her name....
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