Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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