if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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