I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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