People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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