yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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