You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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