it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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