: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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