If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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