does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
