And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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