plz talk dirty to me
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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