I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You're like the curious george of whores
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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