Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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