why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I said "one day" and that day is not today
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
what the fuck happened to the tacos
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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