what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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