I wanna bring you to show and tell
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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