I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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