Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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