ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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