I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
handjob tips. give me some.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
