Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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