she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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