I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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