This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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