I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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