I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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