god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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